BBC Sport Reporter Calls Eric Cantona A "C*nt"

There are those days where every one of us have that occasional slip-of-the-tongue which may end up offending other people and getting beaten up in the process. Don't ask.

Well, this BBC reporter dude accidentally called Eric Cantona a cunt after a advert on Eric Cantona's new role with reincarnating of NY Cosmos.

No one calls the King such profanities. Vive Le Roi!

Barca Puppets WIth No Facial (Or Hair-ial) Accuracy

Why is Puyol's hair straight? THE TARZAN IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT!!!!!

Mourinho Slips In The Dugout

Senor Mourinho is a bit unlucky at dugouts after his move to Madrid. Previously, he accidentally hit his head on the dugout and required attention from the physios.

The New Year began with another unfortunate event after he slipped on his way inside the dugout. Is it a dugout curse?

Funnily, he is still cool as a rock even when falling.

Video: Neil Warnock Teases Jamie Redknapp’s Dress Sense

Who doesn't like football banter??

Kid Insults Newly Appointed Inter Coach On Sky Italia

As if you haven't heard of it , former AC Milan coach has been appointed as Internazionale coach to clean up the mess left by Rafa "Fat Spanish Waiter" Benitez.

A LIVE correspondent for Sky Italia first asked this random kid which club he supported. The answer unsurprisingly, was AC Milan, Inter's crosstown rivals/ stadium tenants/ Leonardo's former club.

When asked his feelings on the Leonardo appointment, he said (Lei) è uno stronzo - or "he is an a**hole" for the English speaking lot.

The things people do on LIVE television even if its a teenager.

Real Madrid Celebrate By Slapping Crotches

In Real Madrid's 8-0 demolition of Levante in the Copa Del Rey, the Real players huddled up for a group hug and some crotch slapping.

Poor Marcelo.

Arsenal Wish Merry Christmas, Sagna Sings Christmas Carol, Arshavin Cannot Fully Pronounce Arsenal

Arsenal get into the Christmas party season by recording a video to all Arsenal members featuring the great Andrei Arshavin, Nicklas Bendtner, Arsene Wenger, cutie Marouane Chamakh, another cutie Jack Wilshere, Gael Clichy, Wojciech Szczesny (pronounced as voy-check chesney) and Sagna's singing abilities.

Its too funny. Watch it.

Balotelli Gets Cocky, Wears Ridiculous Hat

Before Manchester City's 2-1 defeat to Everton at Eastlands, Mario Balotelli arrived at Eastlands wearing THAT (pic above) horrendous hat.

He also said in the press in response to winning Tuttosport's "Golden Boy" award that the previous winners of the award such as Rafael van der Vaart, Wayne Rooney, Cesc Fabregas are not as talented as him.

"There's only one that is a little stronger than me: Messi. All the others are behind me. I am delighted to receive the award, but who else would have won if not me? Two years ago I finished sixth and then fourth in 2009. Now it's my turn, no?"

Yeah, Lionel Messi, one of the greatest players ( who btw, has a better goal-to-game ratio than yours) is way out of your league, my over-confident, selfish friend.

Oh yeah, he doesn't know who is Jack Wilshere, who came in second for the award.

What's his name? Wil...? No, I just don’t know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I'll try to be careful," Balotelli said. "Maybe I could show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won."

No wonder Mourinho couldn't handle him.

Picture from Dirty Tackle

Villareal Players Star In Christmas Advert

Footballers get more involved into the Christmas spirit. Brilliant. We need more stuff like this.

Featuring Giuseppe Rossi singing like an Italian chef.

Mourinho Press Conference: Thinks Vietnamese League Is Better Than Sevilla Match, Brings A Paper Listing Referee's Mistakes

I love Mourinho press conferences.

A weekend of footy is not complete without looking into the bedroom eyes of that sexy silver fox and see his lips move when he speaks about football and gives a funny quote along the line.

Anyway *hits head to enter back to reality* , after Real Madrid's 1-0 against Sevilla. It was not an entertaining match unless you're into fracas, kicking, moaning, fighting,etc.

During the post-match press conference, the Real Madrid manager arrived into the arena holding a club-crested paper handed by an unknown person apparently listing 13 mistakes by the officials during that match.

"There were 13 serious mistakes by the referee," Mourinho told the post-match news conference.

"I don't feel under pressure when I am doing what I like doing, and I like to coach. I am tired of this. My team needs to be defended. If I say what I think, I will be on the front pages tomorrow and I will be suspended. There is a club and a structure and I want them to defend my team from there."

Mourinho did not read from the mysterious paper by citing that he is tired of being the only one at Madrid who was defending its interests and he also demanded a private meeting with Florentino Perez to discuss the need of a new striker due to absence of Gonzalo Higuain to injury whom is currently replaced by the not-meeting-expectation-of-Mourinho Karim Benzema.

He also made a very humourous remark as the match was “too ugly to be a game of football” and the effervescent Mourinho would rather watch a game in the Vietnamese league. Candid.

Abidal Celebrates Pedro's Goal By Slapping Messi

Eric Abidal accidentally gave Lionel Messi a slap in the face after Pedro ( or Pedrito, as I like to call him) scored a goal in the El Derbi Barceloni ( Catalan derby) between Barcelona and Espanyol. Abidal slapped Messi as he was going to involve himself in their post-goal celebration group hug.

The ever so cool Messi just left it in the back of his head.

Ian Holloway Funny Tirade Against Fifa, "Useless Platini" And Blackburn's Owners

Blackpool manager is know for his rants, before recently he was furious with Wayne Rooney for the contract saga. Now Holloway's at it again giving his opinions on how useless FIFA are -which is a well known fact- , how useless is Michel Platini and how stupid are the Indian owners at Blackburn.

Look out for Holloway's terrible attempt at a French accent.

Rio Promoting SoccerXiser Pro: Is It Even Real?

I have yet to receive confirmation from Rio Ferdinand ( or anyone else) that this video has any chance of being authentic at all.

I'll sum it up for you.

1. Rio (and you might be too) is annoyed with the host.

2 The host calls Ryan Giggs "Bryan Giggs" . Manchester United "Manchester Little Red Devils" and oh yeah, calls Rio Ferdinand "Raul Ferdinand".

Messi's Napkin Contract

In 2000, 13 year old Lionel Messi's father threatened to bring back Messi to Argentina if a deal could not be struck between Leo and FC Barcelona.

A meeting was held between both parties including sporting director Carles Rexach in a restaurant and Carles asked a barman to bring over a pen and paper but then the barman ends up giving a serviette.

Little did he know that what was going to be written on it would be a piece of footballing as Lionel Messi signed his first contract for the Catalans on THAT napkin.

Just imagine how much is that napkin worth now?

The video shows the holy napkin and Messi's skills when he was a teenager and boy, was he good.

The Angry and Hurt Mourinho

José Mourinho is still a great manager, even after Real Madrid's 5-0 defeat to Barcelona. Everyone knows José wants the best from his players. So when Karim Benzema missed a great chance against Real Zaragoza , Mourinho reacted the way Mourinho would act.

But then, karma is everywhere. After the second half commenced, after Angel Di Maria put Madrid 3-1 in front, Mourinho accidentally hit his head on the dugout. The bump required attention from the physio but need not worry, The Special One is still alive.

For Post World Cup Bid Announcement Hangovers

..listen to Nani's interview for Rio Ferdinand's online magazine FIVE as a way to brighten up your day. Nani talks about how the name 'Nani' came about, hardest trainer at Carrington as well as the worst dresser in the squad.

Nani tries to act British too. FAIL.

A Tribute To Chicharito

Chicharito has become officially a hero. Chicharito has this new song written about him by The World Red Army Ft Salsa star Choco Orta. Some of the lyrics include "Chico Chicharito he's got the gift of god from up above" and "he scores from any where don't you know"

Sky HD's New Ad Featuring Ferdinand and Tevez

Rio surely would have loved to see this advert all over the world.

Manchester United Have So Much Debt...

...that they cannot even afford to print an extra "Darren Fletcher 24" shirt printed. The Scotsman had a blow to the mouth that have left his kit bloodstained. Albert the kitman did not bring any extra kits for Fletch so he was basically anonymous for the rest of the game.

Another reason to protest against the Glazers. Green and Gold Till The Club Is Sold.

Mourinho: Sent To Stands

Real Madrid manager and self proclaimed "The Special One" did not feel so special after he was sent off to the stands during Real Madrid's Copa Del Rey match against Murcia. The men in white did win the match 5-1 but it was a very dirty match played by Mourinho's men.

Six different players were shown yellow cards and both Alvaro Arbeloa and Jose Mourinho were sent off, while just one Murcia player was booked the whole match.

After the match, Mourinho spoke to the press about the ref.

"I cannot say he was a bad referee. I would make a terrible referee. All that matters is that we won. It was a good match. Murcianos can be pleased with their team’s performance. They put Real Madrid in a bind. Madridistas can also be happy because they got over the Alcorcon and Real Union debacles. Now we must wait and see who we draw in the next round."

He later added on the ref by his booking-per-game stats.

"Just look at this referee’s statistics. It is in his nature. I’m not saying he is good or bad. I am not one to judge him, but I do usually analyze referee statistics. This one has officiated about 50 matches in Primera and has shown more than 250 yellow cards; an average of more than six per match. He booked ten players in his last match. I knew once I was sent off that I couldn’t stay where I was, so I looked for the best vantage point and didn’t have a problem. I spoke to the players during halftime and then gave a few orders in the second half."

This video shows the full montage of what went down (In Spanish)

While this video shows an analysis of the entire situation. (In Spanish)