Merry Christmas And Happy New Year Everybody!

I would like to wish everybody a wonderful and joyful Merry Christmas. Enjoy all the mince pies and Bûche de Noëls and get drunk with all wine life can offer because you all have been nice kids... YEAH RIGHT!

FRMS would like to wish everybody Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Please expect a long hiatus as I'll try cure my hangovers and snap back from my reverie of me having a drink alone with Senor Jose while looking into his eyes and feeling his perfectly tailored suit.

Pic nicked off from realmadrid.com

Boys Night Out: Spurs Players Hit Nightclub For Christmas Party

The boys of Tottenham Hotspurs defied against manager Harry Redknapp's orders as they hit nightclub Movida for a Christmas celebration. Harry is not going to be a happy man.

Aye Aye Captain: Skipper Ledley King clearly looking drunk in the back of his car.

Rafael Van der Vaart, Luka Modric and Vedran Carluka share a laugh while posing avoiding the cameras. Rafa, you are supposed to take care of your injured hamstring, not party!

Andy Gray's crush Tottenham's golden boy looks...scary.

Guti crashes his car, attacks cameraman, charged for drunk driving

Former Real Madrid star Guti apparently hit the night clubs after his Besiktas side beat Bursaspor 1-0 in their Turkish Super League match on Sunday. Around 4 a.m. on Monday morning, he accidentally drifted into the wrong lane and collided with a bus. Nobody was hurt with only minor damage. Police arrested him for drunk driving and reports say that his blood alcohol level was five times higher than the legal limit in Israel. Police slapped him a fine and took away his license.

To one's suprise , Guti told Marca that he wasn't drunk at all:

"I understand that here in Turkey things are exaggerated about me, but it's a lie to say I was drunk.

"It was a light crash. Only broke the mirror of my car. There is no further damage."

The evidence suggests otherwise, my (drunk) friend.