MId-Week Premier League Madness

Rafael Van der Vaart squares up with Phil Bardsley in an-almost-kissing distance.

Park,Park, Wherever You May Be, WTF ?? Goodness, its so WEIRD.

Vidic the cannibal. Or maybe he really likes sky blue.

They're probably talking some cool stuff in Dutch.

Rafael Da Silva was giving a piece of his mind against former Red Carlos Tevez in similar fashion by his namesake at Spurs.

And Carlos was erm...*insert captions please*

This fan was appropriately dressed.

Carlo Ancelotti looks like a grandma with that blue beanie.

The Great Ian Holloway gets angry at reporters on his selection against Aston Villa.

Same Ol' Joey. Three words Barton.Punch.Idiot.

Oh rite! The scores:
Spurs 1-1 Sunderland
Citeh 0-0 United
Chelsea 1-0 Fulham.

Aston Villa 3-2 Blackpool

Newcastle 1-2 Blackburn

Joey Barton's Infamous Moustache is OFF!

Joey had to shave it off since he said he would only do it when Newcastle win their first game.

The same ol' Joey: I suddenly miss the stache

LOL! Newcastle United Moustache Challenge!

Alan Smith, Andy Carroll, Ryan Taylor and Joey Barton have decided to grow a stache which only can be shaven off when Newcastle win their first Premier League game of the season. Frankly, I don't want Newcastle to even win one game and I am saying this purely because I really want to see how their staches end up.

The Best Moustache so far.....goes to Joey Barton!!! He looks sexy in a 1950's kind of way.