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Showing posts with label Newcastle United. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Newcastle United. Show all posts

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Poor Ol' Woy: Hodgson's Infamous Facerub

As a staunch Manchester United supporter, I am obligated to dislike anything associated with Anfield .

But at the end of the day, you gotta feel for this man. He inherited a sh*t side from a sh*t manager and is given the job to bring back Liverpool some action of Champions League football.

Newcastle won 3-1 but by the Toon's second goal, he just lost it. By rubbing his face.


Thursday, August 19, 2010

Sunderland Fans More Fat than Newcastle Fans.

"Newcastle fans, no longer number 1"

The Department of Health have put together shocking statistics accumulated from a survey, which shows footie fans against each other to see who drank, smoked and ate the most.

According to the results, Fulham fans drink the most alcohol, Sunderland fans are the most unhealthy (nicer way of saying “fat”).

Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United were joined by newcomers Blackpool in the healthy fans department.

  • Sunderland: 51.3%
  • Everton: 51.16%
  • Wigan Athletic: 48.21%
  • Manchester City: 47.25%
  • Fulham: 47.17%
  • Blackburn Rovers: 45.0%
  • West Ham United: 44.99%
  • Bolton Wanderers: 44.9%
  • Wolverhampton Wanderers: 44.89%
  • Tottenham Hotspur: 44.87%
  • West Bromwich Albion: 44.63%
  • Aston Villa: 43.23%
  • Stoke City: 42.19%
  • Birmingham City: 41.49%
  • Liverpool: 40.5%
  • Newcastle United: 40.32%
  • Chelsea : 38.48%
  • Manchester United: 36.39%
  • Arsenal: 36.3%
  • Blackpool: 30.33%

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Manchester United Fans Show Newcastle Fans Who Is The Boss


Man United players were not the only won who won their battle against Newcastle. The fans also have something to brag as the United fans clinched the Magpies in a Shearer-involving verbal battle.

According to the Sun;
"He turned you down, he turned you down, Alan Shearer turned you down," crowed the Toon Army (who have a long memory).

To which United fans responded: "He took you down, he took you down, Alan Shearer took you down."

A huge wake-up call to the newly promoted Newcastle.


pic from Dirty Tackle

Monday, August 16, 2010

LOL! Newcastle United Moustache Challenge!

Alan Smith, Andy Carroll, Ryan Taylor and Joey Barton have decided to grow a stache which only can be shaven off when Newcastle win their first Premier League game of the season. Frankly, I don't want Newcastle to even win one game and I am saying this purely because I really want to see how their staches end up.

The Best Moustache so far.....goes to Joey Barton!!! He looks sexy in a 1950's kind of way.